MELBiUM Poisoning

MELBiUM poisoning is a medical condition caused by excessive exposure to the (very extremely super) heavy halogen MELBiUM.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the following:
 * Possibly significant weight gain (p is less than, equal to, or greater than 0.05)
 * Strange attraction to milk (especially to chocolate-flavored milk) and to snakes
 * Regular utterances of "That's a FINE question..." and/or "That's where the model starts to fall apart!"
 * Demelbtia
 * Affinity for Melpotism