Sleeping Arrangements of King George the Melby

King George the Melby is only rarely seen off-campus. However, he is frequently witnessed walking through a door leading to a room (hereinafter referred to as the "Hammock Lands"*) that was once rumored to contain a kingly hammock. Although said hammock's existence was denied by the great king himself on 30 October 2015 during 3rd period, the room is still believed to be his sleeping area (though it is not confirmed that he even partakes in sleep). It is also noted that the king immediately mentioned that he possessed a spare hammock that could possibly be relocated from his domicile to the aforementioned Hammock Lands. It remains to be seen whether this hotly anticipated event will actually occur.

* Coined by Drain Rat. Currently a misnomer, though perhaps not in future; regardless, the name seems to have stuck.