Talk:Annual Salary/@comment-76.126.225.43-20151018080648/@comment-27090402-20151018172918

Thank you for commenting. Unfortunately, King Melby's salary could only be measured to the nearest cent, and as the most recent lab activity demonstrated, only trash students leave excessive sig figs in their lab reports, neglect to draw trend lines on temperature-time graphs that show no detected change in temperature, fail to buy or otherwise obtain a new car(s) for King Melby to make up for such aforementioned instances of human carelessness*, etc. As the founders of Melbytology value accuracy, non-trashiness, and their grades above all else (so far, they are zero** for three), they regret to inform you that they cannot comply with your implicit request, nor can they allow such blatant sedition to be added to this article.


 * It is currently unclear whether this was an oversight on the part of the trash students or an intentional and dangerous act of treason against the king. However, several of the students in question appeared to be extremely contrite following the grading of their lab. Whether this remorse was due to lost points or deep shame for losing their famiries' honor by attempting to undermine the king's ultimate authority is still hotly debated amongst many accomplished and highly regarded Melbytologists.


 * Note that due to rounding error, complete lack of sig figs, and an overwhelming desire to be as humorous as possible, this value may be misleading. As of the writing of this response, it is estimated that the founders are actually closer to three-fourths for three.